News Flash – Windsurfer Attacked by Crows!

Earlier this week local sailor Oisin Van Gelderen became the innocent victim of a malicious attack from a flock of adolescent crows. One bystander said that the crows had been gathering in the trees at Kilcrea and didn’t seem happy with the freestyle action going on. One crow expert said that the crows might have mistaken Oisin's new Neil Pryde 'fly' sail with the Brazilian colours as an aggressive spinning tree.

Partners of windsurfers are recommended to keep there windsurfing other half in over Halloween to avoid repeat incidences.
If you do feel the urge to go sailing experts recommend you to keep your hair short in order to avoid nesting and bring a sliced pan!

And remember. Beware the Crows of Kilcrea!